I don't fucking know.
Mrs. Louis CK
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I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

Elizabeth Gilbert (via liquid-diamonds-flowing)

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

exohbianca:

The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to

Me: *doesn't feel cool*
Me: *listens to reptilia*
Me: *feels cool*

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great