don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to
Me: *listens to reptilia*
Me: *feels cool*
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great