I don't fucking know.
Mrs. Louis CK
i. ii. iii. iv. v. vi.
I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

Elizabeth Gilbert (via liquid-diamonds-flowing)


don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.


The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to

Me: *doesn't feel cool*
Me: *listens to reptilia*
Me: *feels cool*


if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great